loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

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dumb-and-delish:

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

:(

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I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

Kate Nash
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  • #I adore her version #so good #listen
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lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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toenail-fister:

khazi-x:

toenail-fister:

Today is Hitler’s birthday, pot day, and zombie jesus day.
What a time to be alive.

420 praise it, mein Führer

420 praise it
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  • #avengers #captain america #dis lady #yes
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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

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